I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
- Rita Rudner

Self delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scales.
- Paul Sweeney

Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we diet.
- Wendy Morgan

Simple diet is best.
- Pliny

Never eat more than you can lift.
- Miss Piggy

Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.
- Unknown

The belly is ungrateful--it always forgets we already gave it something.
- Russian Proverb

One should eat to live, not live to eat.
- Moliere

All of the things I realy like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
- Alexander Woollcott

Eat not to dullness, drink not to elevation.
- Benjamin Franklin

Whatever will satisfy hunger is good food.
- Chinese Proverb

As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole.
- Wendy Wasserstein

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
- George Bernard Shaw

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.
- Proverb

Preserving health by too severe a rule is a wearisome malady.
- La Rochefoucauld

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eat about twice as much as nature requires.
- Benjamin Franklin

We never repent of having eaten too little.
- Thomas Jefferson

 

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